I, the FLF’S honorary human, found a note on my bedroom door this morning. It was 
signed in what appeared to be ketchup. I walked into the kitchen and indeed, the refrigerator door was open and there were red pawprints on the floor, leading to the front door. The note read: Human, Comrade Ruti’s demands have not been met. We of the FLF have no choice but to move to the next stage of exerting force. If Ruti’s demands to Goez Out after dark are not met by tonight, we will convene at your bedroom door at 3 a.m. and sing the Song of Our People. FLF
I am thinking of starting an organization for those of us humans who serve cats, the KSLF – Kitteh Servant Liberation Front. Please let me know if you are interested in joining. Onward, Beleagured in Flagstaff
FLF is the Feline Liberation Front
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